September 2007
pear poems, by brock
bipearlar i luv u pear i hate u pear i luv u pear i hate u pear nom nom nom thin skin, juicy bottom just how i want you in my mouth asian pears are you kidding me? small bottom and just as juicy pears are nature’s pussy mushy pear melt in my mouth grainy texture and oh so sweet without you, mushy pear my world is incomplete pear season better than christmas, sweeter than empty christian...
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the future
So many commercials are totally based around THE CELLPHONE. We need to come up with a hip, modern and youthful commercial about facial cleansers? CELLPHONES! Remember when no one had a cellphone?
The abandoned monkey who has found love with a... →
This will play a part in the destruction of Oprah’s future post-apocolyptic forces.
I just saw a car commercial where a cool young couple flies into a magazine ad with this car, and they zoom in and out of the magazine pages and it’s really exciting. I just want to say that I never, ever want to fly/drive around in magazine pages. That is really stupid.
what claudia wore →
I didn’t even read the Babysitter’s Club Books (I was more of a Sleepover Friends girl), but this is so unbelievable.
“thenudeartist (thenudeartist) wrote in handmadebooks, @ 2007-09-08...”
Living Plastic Free in 2007 →
A year long anti-plastic venture.
Melora Creager reads about the Mysterious Monkey... →
He’s giving monkeys a bad name!
