Guy With Clipboard: Hey lady! Do you like polar bears a whole bunch?!
Me: I hate 'em.
Guy With Clipboard: No you don't!
Me: Yes, I do.
He's right, though. I don't hate polar bears. I just hate guys who yell "Hey lady!" at me on the street.
Yeah, duplo! Fuck everyone with a clipboard. I know these people arejust doing a job, but they are always getting up in my face and I have no patience left for them.
May 27th