May 2008
May 31st
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McSweeney's Internet Tendency: The Opening Act... →
They forgot the part where Charlie says, “I love Claire’s baby!”
May 31st
I Rock
We’re borrowing Guitar Hero III for the Wii right now and I started playing it a few hours ago and then didn’t stop until I beat it (on easy mode). I named my band Røysekatt. Røysekatt lives in a pile of rocks.
May 31st
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May 29th
Pet Anteater →
dalasverdugo: I want one so bad!  Pretty good.
May 29th
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Snobbybabies.com →
terrifying
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I’m having a hard time getting back into my routine. I feel confused! I think it’s because I am still sick. I don’t want to do anything other than staring out the window and watching the squirrels that I missed so much. SQUIRRELS!
May 29th
May 29th
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“If Norway was a store, I’d go there.”
– dalas, after examining our Norwegian candy stash.
May 29th
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May 28th
Guy With Clipboard: Hey lady! Do you like polar bears a whole bunch?!
Me: I hate 'em.
Guy With Clipboard: No you don't!
Me: Yes, I do.
He's right, though. I don't hate polar bears. I just hate guys who yell "Hey lady!" at me on the street.
Yeah, duplo! Fuck everyone with a clipboard. I know these people arejust doing a job, but they are always getting up in my face and I have no patience left for them.
May 27th
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“In subsequent seasons, Urkel invents a cloning machine and makes his suave alter...”
– Was I the only person on earth who didn’t know that Urkel had a suave alter ego? My friends were shocked that I was so ignorant. (via rachelanastasia) Rachel, what the fuck. I am revoking your pop culture license. 
May 26th
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May 21st
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Is this vacation over yet? It gets a 4/10, which is generous. I have a bad cold, I’m bored, and I want to go home.
May 21st
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Mysteries: Who's Stalking You On Facebook? →
keepinganotebook: I’ve been obsessed by this all day. The results that I got were definitely not true. Some were from highschool and I’ve never searched for them, and I know they’ve never searched for me because they don’t know my married name. Lies! 
May 14th
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May 13th
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I am finally quitting ebay for real. From this point on, I will be listing vintage clothing along with my other vintage goods in my etsy shop. Yay!
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