Is there one of those angry man in the last panel memes about getting only melon and pineapple in your fruit cup at brunch?
My Fashionable Life
Things I’ve done in the past 24 hours: -Put a sewing needle through my nail and into my finger while making a blouse at sewing class -Made a bitchy phone call to a PR lady in NYC who keeps sending me emails about Ivanka Trump’s jewelry line (after I asked to be removed via email, but got the same thing again the next day) (update- SUCCESS! humans are still better than computers) -I...
Portland is for Weirdos
There is an event called “Freaks Geeks and Furries” at the Pirate’s Cove this weekend, which is a strip club shaped like a big jug of liquor. Another time I’ve seen their sign say something about polish sausage and panty sales.